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Where were you, when everything was falling apart?
Hey, I'm India and I'm 18 years old. I live in England and I'm type 1 diabetic. I love the darts and MvG is my number 1 and always will be. Lana Del Rey & Jeff B Davis are also my babes. Feel free to message me because I like talking to people! Okay, thank you. xo
July 31st 2014

pro-blogger:

Please don’t feel bad but I’m only dating you to piss off willow pape

July 31st 2014
July 31st 2014

lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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July 31st 2014
July 31st 2014

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

July 31st 2014

zuckylee:

who the hell sat down and thought “okay the first sharknado was great but you know what would make it better? flaming sharks”

July 31st 2014
BUT ONLY ONE OF MY LEGS IS REAL!
—More quality writing in Sharknado 2 (via starquack)
July 31st 2014

Sharknado 2: Celebs vs. Sharks

( x | x | x | x | x )

July 31st 2014

  • me: is this bitch riding a goddamn shark
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: this bitch is riding a goddamn shark
July 31st 2014

xerospark:

"two inches an hour"?

two inches of shark

what does that even mean

July 31st 2014
July 31st 2014

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

July 30th 2014

Cup of tea, snuggled up in bed, perfection!

July 30th 2014
July 30th 2014

typhoidmeri:

Aw, coke, no.